Letters: Oops, the pigs all look alike
Look Lyle - maybe we tested the wrong pig. That happens occasionally. After all, they all look alike. There is no point ending it all for this poor thing at a church dinner.
After all - the spirit of America is embodied in forgiveness and second chances. As a tip of the hat to our nation's celebration, we ask you to bring Benedict Ben to Nevis.
We'll have our crack Bovine Investigation Team (BIT) test him personally. If Benedict Ben passes, he is in. Simple as that.
Dave McCurnin, Nevis